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Cranes Nouveau

by collinvh

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 01 - Apr 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 30
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The (Ig)noble Crane

The hottest facts about cranes this side of Zoobooks.

  • The Whooping Crane is highly endangered, with only 437 birds living in the wild. Many conservationists believe the species has struggled because of its large, enticingly snappable neck.

  • Cranes perform elaborate mating dances including but not limited to: the Black Bottom, the Cake Walk, the Fox Trot, and the Shuffle Off To Buffalo.
  • Cranes are revered in Japan, it seems. Maybe?
  • Cranes are largely monogamous, forming long-term relationships that turn each bird into a bitter shell of regret and loathing.
  • The cranes have always been jealous of the stork for its baby-delivering responsibilities. Madly jealous. 
  • A crane will eat a whole crawdad right out of the pond just like that.
  • Cranes are so named because their necks resemble cranes.
  • If you are attacked by a crane: Play dead. The birds are simply too powerful to fight, and you must hope that they lose interest.
  • Crane > Frasier Crane > Kelsey Grammar > Grammar School > School's Out > Alice Cooper > Chicken Coop. THEREFORE: Cranes are chickens.

Wear this shirt: to a David Barton gym.

Don't wear this shirt: near a male crane during the mating season.

This shirt tells the world: "Nature! Birds! Ummmm…Art Nouveau!"

We call this color: Cranberry/Craneberry

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 30.226s
First Sucker:
hessaustin
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter219295849

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Cranes Nouveau by collinvh
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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