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Cranes Nouveau

by collinvh

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 29 - Oct 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The (Ig)noble Crane

The hottest facts about cranes this side of Zoobooks.

  • The Whooping Crane is highly endangered, with only 437 birds living in the wild. Many conservationists believe the species has struggled because of its large, enticingly snappable neck.

  • Cranes perform elaborate mating dances including but not limited to: the Black Bottom, the Cake Walk, the Fox Trot, and the Shuffle Off To Buffalo.
  • Cranes are revered in Japan, it seems. Maybe?
  • Cranes are largely monogamous, forming long-term relationships that turn each bird into a bitter shell of regret and loathing.
  • The cranes have always been jealous of the stork for its baby-delivering responsibilities. Madly jealous. 
  • A crane will eat a whole crawdad right out of the pond just like that.
  • Cranes are so named because their necks resemble cranes.
  • If you are attacked by a crane: Play dead. The birds are simply too powerful to fight, and you must hope that they lose interest.
  • Crane > Frasier Crane > Kelsey Grammar > Grammar School > School's Out > Alice Cooper > Chicken Coop. THEREFORE: Cranes are chickens.

Wear this shirt: to a David Barton gym.

Don't wear this shirt: near a male crane during the mating season.

This shirt tells the world: "Nature! Birds! Ummmm…Art Nouveau!"

We call this color: Cranberry/Craneberry

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 30.226s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Cranes Nouveau by collinvh
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