Crash Test Droid

by santo76

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Slate

Style Tee

Size

Fit

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

Shipping

Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 29
Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 5 - Dec 7
Free Express shipping for Prime members

Add to cart

Want more great deals? Sign up for our Daily Digest emails!

Mmm Mmm, Good?

Seems like we sorta have to do this parody.

Once, there was this droid who
Got into an accident with an R2
But when he was finally unstacked
From the wreckage his head was facing his back.
He said that his hairy friend
Was a flea-bitten furrrrrballll

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this R2
Who couldn't stop the detention level garbage smasher room
But when his friends bade him to
They left the pressure hatch into the lobby
They couldn't quite explain it
They'd all just been real scared

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both the droids were glad
Cuz one R2 had a motivator worse than that.

Cause then once there was this droid who
Popped its cap and made a bunch of smoke spew
And when they said it was bad merch
It shook and lurched all over the desert floor
They couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just farmed air

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!