1st place in Derby #139: Madness, with 885 votes!

Hello, Clarice. Did you come to visit me? Did you need my help? Oh, I see. You’ve got a glass of cola. Well, Clarice. Maybe I need something from you as well. A little quid-pro-quo.

Tell me, Clarice, tell me about when you were a little girl. Did you have… fun, Clarice? Did you do things that were a little… crazy? What was the craziest thing that you did, Clarice? Did you steal? Did you lie? Did you… oh, really? Ugh, really? And… how many? And you were where? A slaughterhouse bathroom? Wait, then how did you… oh, my GOD, you didn’t… oh my GOD! Clarice! That’s unbelievable! But… then how did you get money for the cab fare? Ewww! Ewwwwww! All you West Virginia girls are HORRIBLE! No, Clarice, really, stop. I don’t want to hear any more, Clarice. No, I said stop! Stop! Oh, please, please, please stop! Guards, you have to help me! I’m begging you! Make her stop! Make her stop! I don’t want to hear any more of this story! Tell her to be silent!

Wear this shirt: if you’re on a debate team. Let them know what you’ll do to their straw man.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re someone who has no interest in being grasped at.

This shirt tells the world: “The Blue One Has Just One Day Until Retirement”

We call this color: Baby Blue Bubbles In The Chocolate Milk For Like Three Minutes Until We Finally Told Baby To Stop Messing Around And Drink Like A Grown Up

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