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Critical Hit Dealer

by odysseyroc

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Never Say Die

2nd place in Derby #432: Non-Electronic Games with 126 votes!

Twenty hefted his mighty battle axe and looked skyward, to the face of the gods themselves. Beneath his feet, the rotting corpses of those who thought they could outroll him. The orc, the paladin, the elven ranger, even the half-ogre quarter-pegasus day-vampire sasquatch magic user-thief-barbarian multiclass with a modified Barrier Peaks laser gun and psionic thri-kreen familiar. And boy, did THAT guy throw a tantrum when he lost!

But now, here, on the plain of final battle, Twenty faced his greatest enemy. The enemy which every hero must, at some point, come to terms with. The enemy that every hero knows is out there, waiting, growing in strength. The enemy that eventually will come between the hero and his goal. The enemy that cannot be defeated by force. Only by cunning and wisdom.

Now the brave Twenty faced... the dread Edge Of The Pizza Box and his partners Poorly Placed Soda Can and Table That Should Have Been About A Half Inch Longer. And few dice ever face that trio and win.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 29.775s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3 or more

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Critical Hit Dealer by odysseyroc
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.