Cubism was once the very latest thing for lovers of the modern.

Well
His command of math was really near-cherubic
That game designer they called Erno Rubik
He could turn a little math
Into a bunch of moving squares
So
Erno Rubik never once had to boot lick

Well
Even girls all living off in the Bay of Subic
They all had heard of Erno Rubik
He could take out his snake
Fold it up without a care
Erno Rubik never once had to boot lick
Not like you

Alright

Well he was born July 13
And solved his puzzles with a flair
Erno Rubik never once had to boot lick
Not at his work

Yeah
This man was a master like Stanley Kubrick
Had a full professorship, this Erno Rubik
Solve a whole side for green
In just seconds, anywhere
Erno Rubik never once had to boot lick

Oh well
His command of math and little boxes was quite impressive and near-cherubic
That game designer with the name of Mister Erno Rubik
Made a puzzle that was neat
Ended rich beyond compare
So Erno Rubik never once had to boot lick

Topwise, spin it

Well
His command of math was really near-cherubic
That game designer they called Erno Rubik
He could turn a little math
Into a bunch of moving squares
And so
Erno Rubik not even once had to-

Wear this shirt: around Peggy Guggenheim. You might get a little wink wink aroooogah.

Don’t wear this shirt: while playing guitar. Been done, yo.

This shirt tells the world: “If you get frustrated it Braques really easy, then you can reassemble it and pretend.”

We call this color: Back When This First Caught On The Hunt Brothers Were Trying To Corner Silver

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