1st place in Derby #242: One Word, with 1023 votes!

Curiosity? Well, duh, of course I’ve heard of it! I mean, I saw a video someone posted about it in my Facebook stream, so naturally I’m an expert on the subject.

It’s just awful, isn’t it? All those poor kitties. Of course, the video is like 30 minutes long, so I didn’t watch ALL of it, but it must be pretty bad, right? And all my friends were posting or reblogging it, so it must be pretty important. I totally sent them a donation, too, ‘cause, you know, the kitties, man. We’ve got to help the kitties.

Huh? No, I don’t really know anything about the people who put the video together. Wait, you mean they may only use a small fraction of the money I sent them to help, too? That doesn’t sound right. Well, no, I guess I didn’t do any research on the subject at all. But I did reblog the video a few times. Isn’t that what an activist is supposed to do?

Wear this shirt: if you or someone you love has lost a kitty to curiosity. Only through public awareness and your generous purchase of as many of these shirts as you can buy with as many different accounts as you can create can we truly end the menace.

Don’t wear this shirt: while poking your nose in where it doesn’t belong.

This shirt tells the world: “Maybe it’s best not to inquire about the ‘cheezburger.’”

We call this color: Fur On The Asphalt

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