Where Cursors Come From

by Nathan W. Pyle

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They Paved Paradise And Put Up A Mouse Pad

#27

...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

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I remember when these hills were covered with mouse cursors as far as the eye could see.

But the machinery of electronic consumerism took care of that. Now these majestic arrows are being hacked down one by one and trucked off to computers around the world. The company says they’ll plant new ones, but it takes hundreds of years for an old-growth cursor forest to develop.

Someday, our descendants will look at the destruction our greed has wrought and wail to the heavens at our folly. They’ll be the ones cursing us.

Wear this shirt: while you’re chained to a cursor. It’ll protect you from the bulldozers and chainsaws.

Don’t wear this shirt: actually expecting protection from bulldozers and chainsaws. Our lawyers want you to know that was a joke.

This shirt tells the world: “Every day, we lose over 12,000 square pixels of cursor forest – an area the size of Texas on a medium-resolution map of the USA.”

We call this color: Cream of Devastation.

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