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Last night I found a brand new joint
I hit this place called the boiling point
It was a state I never thought I’d see

It made me vap-or!

I floated up and began to expand
I cooled and spread out across the land
And when I stopped, I fell and was the sea

And I had tides and

‘Cross me went a sailing ship
Condensed to a foggy ocean
Back up to the shore I went
And around the lighthouse grounds

Then was the time for some ad-vec-tion
I hit a leaf and I went right in
Eventually, I became part of a bug

And thereafter his urine

And then I infiltrated through the earth
Purified over time through the groundwaters
And then the cycle was done
And so now could restart

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I met this drop who had once been snow
She talked about the subsurface flow
And all the ways she’d sublimated from

Transpirationed right up

And then we infiltrated through the earth
Purified side by side in the groundwater
And the cycle was done
And so now could restart
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Just don’t think of the arc
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Where the urine plays part
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The water cycle restarts

Wear this shirt: with your arms and legs in the car at all times.

Don’t wear this shirt: around cats and dogs. They don’t really know the whole story of how they got to Earth.

This shirt tells the world: “You must have at least this much hydrogen to ride this ride.”

We call this color: Heather Gray Clouds Lead To Clear Blue Waters

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