Dancing Root
by Radscoolian
- Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 4 - Jan 6
- Express - Estimated delivery Dec 31 - Jan 3
- Standard International - Estimated delivery Jan 9 - Jan 11
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IT’S TIME TO PUMP UP YOUR PERENNIALS, PAL.
Got an idle Buckeye?
Dealing with a dull Dogwood?
YOUR TREES DON’T HAVE TO BE TEDIOUS.
Did you know you can carry thoughtful, insightful conversations with your root-bearing compatriots?* It's kind of true!
THIS FORMULA IS AWESOME AND IS DEFINITELY NOT JUST PLAIN OL' WOOD.
We guarantee you’ll start seeing sentience in as little as one application!
STOP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS TESTIMONIAL RIGHT NOW!
"I am Groot." - Anonymous Customer
PREPARE TO MARVEL TODAY!
Benefits Include:
-Improved Larynx Flexibility!
-Irrational Altruism!
-Enhanced Flammability!
-Pretty Sweet Dance Moves!
-Hearty Tolerance of the Cancerverse!
-Sap!
…and so much more!
BUY NOW AND GET 30% OFF YOUR MAINTENANCE MAMMAL STARTER KIT
*You’ll probably do most of the talking.
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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