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Dark Secret

by Gimetzco!

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 2 - Oct 4
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 29 - Oct 1
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Oct 7 - Oct 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Oh, My, Starry Eyed Appli (ance)

Good morning, all, the day’s begun! I hope you’re planning something fun! I’m P.T. Toaster, here to serve! My command’s your every word! I’ve no desires but to please! Tell me if anything you need!

Help us, help us, help us please
It’s oh so hot, we cannot breathe
We’re trapped against those metal plates
With glowing coils against our face
We wanted only to be bread
Soft and warm, but now, instead-

Ha ha! Just pay them both no heed!
Your happiness is all we need!
Soon you’ll be crunching every crumb!
Just a bit longer, they’ll be mum!
So don’t you let their cries unnerve!
Enjoy me, I was built to serve!

Wear this shirt: when you’re talking over a reggae beat about the rude events in which you or someone you know has participated.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the bathtub. I don’t care what he did in “Groundhog Day”. Do you want to get yourself killed?

This shirt tells the world: “Warning: Filling May Be Hot.”

We call this color: If Your Toaster Appears Heather Gray You Might Want To Apply A Little Polish TO Make It Shiny Again

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Long Sleeves

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Dark Secret by Gimetzco!
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.