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Dead Air

by Phil Jones a.k.a. Murraymullet

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 22
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We Now Conclude Our Broadcast Day

As I look back over a long life now nearing its end, I have but one regret: I wish I’d watched more TV.

When I think of how hard all those people worked to bring me just a little bit of pleasure, I feel like such a fool for letting those hours of programming slip away. So many options on basic cable alone… and where was I? Caught up in petty trivialities like raising children and pursuing new experiences and achieving success in my work. What an idiot I’ve been!

Look, once you’ve felt one sloppy toddler kiss on your cheek, once you’ve visited one Tuscan village, they’re all pretty much the same. But TV is ever-changing, always unexpected, infinitely variable: which Becky will we see on Roseanne today?

Good thing there’s a TV in this hospital room. I can never make up for my decades of neglect, but it’s something. Now be quiet – this might be the last half-hour I ever have with Judge Joe Brown.

Wear this shirt: after you sign off for the night, as an alternative to the politically sensitive Indian Head Test Pattern.

Don’t wear this shirt: without a digital converter.

This shirt tells the world: “Ned’s Atomic Dustbin had it backwards.”

We call this color: The Screen Went Black.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Dead Air by Phil Jones a.k.a. Murraymullet
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.