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Dead Man’s Chest

by Jimiyo

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
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There! The King of the Octopi holds his scepter! Look how proudly he fights for his people against the Swallow Alliance! This is a war that stretches back for thousands of year, since the first monkey crawled into the ocean and the first whale grew wings. As the waves crash, the final battle begins, both sides prepared for the battle that will decide, once and for all, what creature holds dominion over sea and sky!

Oh, yeah, and for some reason there’s a pirate in the middle.

This shirt was designed by: Jimiyo, who is an artist talented enough to make us like pirates again. Keep in mind that you probably are not. We’re sorry, we love you, but that’s just a fact. A fact as cruel and cold as the sea itself.

Wear this shirt: under an Armani jacket. That way you’ll look good when you meet with your internet buddies to download their zero-day releases… all the while secretly working for the RIAA. It’ll be like a digital Miami Vice. You’ll have your own theme. On keyboards.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Disneyland. You’ll get near the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and some little kid will ask you if you work there and you’ll say no, and then some other kid will ask you and you’ll say no, and then a third kid will as you and you’ll say no, but this time you’ll be really frustrated and so it will come out all mean, and then suddenly you’ll be in a secret tunnel getting beaten by twenty five Mouseketeers and Cory Doctorow for ruining the magic of the Kingdom.

This shirt tells the world: “Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr deep breath rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.”

We call this color: The Governor’s Daughter Was Named Heather Gray/She Begged Me To Bring Her Some Dates/But Once I Arrived At The Edge Of Her Harbor/I Found I Preferred Me First Mate

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Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Dead Man’s Chest by Jimiyo
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.