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Death

by collinvh

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 28 - Apr 30
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HOW TO PLAY

3rd place in Derby #250: Board Games, with 628 votes!

1. Roll two six-sided di.

If your roll adds up to any number between 2 and 12, it means your character has died and cannot proceed around the game board.

2. Consider the math.

Yes, that is correct: it is mathematically impossible to achieve anything but death in the initial roll.

3. Seek a solution.

There is no solution. Your character is dead.

4. Draw parallels between game and real life.

You cannot escape death in the game. And so it is life, as well.

5. Give up on all of your dreams.

Self-explanatory.

Wear this shirt: to a funeral.

Don’t wear this shirt: to meet your friend’s new baby.

This shirt tells the world: “Death? LOL! Amirite???”

We call this color: silver lining? There is no silver lining.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
willflo
Last Wooter to Woot:
thatach

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Death by collinvh
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.