Death

by collinvh

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Silver

Style Tee

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HOW TO PLAY

3rd place in Derby #250: Board Games, with 628 votes!

1. Roll two six-sided di.

If your roll adds up to any number between 2 and 12, it means your character has died and cannot proceed around the game board.

2. Consider the math.

Yes, that is correct: it is mathematically impossible to achieve anything but death in the initial roll.

3. Seek a solution.

There is no solution. Your character is dead.

4. Draw parallels between game and real life.

You cannot escape death in the game. And so it is life, as well.

5. Give up on all of your dreams.

Self-explanatory.

Wear this shirt: to a funeral.

Don’t wear this shirt: to meet your friend’s new baby.

This shirt tells the world: “Death? LOL! Amirite???”

We call this color: silver lining? There is no silver lining.

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