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Death Cares About Life

by harantula

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 01 - Feb 02
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 30
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Ashes To Ashes, Topsoil to Topsoil

1st Place in Derby #309: Balance, with 247 votes!

A lot of people ask me, "Why do you hate life so much?" But these people don't understand: I love life! If it weren't for life, I wouldn't have anything to reap with my scythe of eternal darkness. 

That's why I'm always encouraging others to pursue horticulture, animal husbandry, and parenthood. Because everything living must someday die, and that's where I come in! 

Awwww, look at that: a litter of fox kits. Isn't it a miracle that only one of them will survive to adulthood, and even that one will one day wither beneath the ravages of time?  

There are hidden bits of life that need extinguishing all over the place. You want a squirt of Purell? It will kill a hundred thousand microbes in a few seconds. Ahhhhhhhh. I love their little screams. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 34.669s
First Sucker:
eVil
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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Death Cares About Life by harantula
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