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Death Cares About Life

by harantula

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 23
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Ashes To Ashes, Topsoil to Topsoil

1st Place in Derby #309: Balance, with 247 votes!

A lot of people ask me, "Why do you hate life so much?" But these people don't understand: I love life! If it weren't for life, I wouldn't have anything to reap with my scythe of eternal darkness. 

That's why I'm always encouraging others to pursue horticulture, animal husbandry, and parenthood. Because everything living must someday die, and that's where I come in! 

Awwww, look at that: a litter of fox kits. Isn't it a miracle that only one of them will survive to adulthood, and even that one will one day wither beneath the ravages of time?  

There are hidden bits of life that need extinguishing all over the place. You want a squirt of Purell? It will kill a hundred thousand microbes in a few seconds. Ahhhhhhhh. I love their little screams. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Death Cares About Life by harantula
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.