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Death Drinks A Mai Tai

by Blair Sayer

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
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Tee
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Car-Go Cult

Hey, tiki greasers everywhere! Hitch a nightmare ride down hell’s dragstrip with this head-hunting, spear-chucking, nitro-burning, flame-belching Polynesian death idol. From its lei-draped figureskull to its velvet window curtains, his hepped-up hearse is as sharp as that spear in his hand – and he’s lava-crazed for action, action, ACTION! Get out of his way or get headshrunk, L7!

This shirt was designed by: Blair Sayer, a longtime freelance illustrator, admirer of Ed “Big Daddy” Roth, and resident of the world’s windiest city: Wellington, New Zealand. So he’s not just some South Pacific wanna-be.

Wear this shirt: while you’re canvassing for your preferred candidate ahead of the Super Tuesday primaries. The key to winning the nomination lies in turning out the South Pacific skeleton vote.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re actually a hotrodding tiki spectre. You’re the only kind of person who won’t look cooler wearing it.

This shirt tells the world: “What am I impaling on a spear and roasting over a campfire while I dance around chanting demonic incantations? Whaddya got?”

We call this color: Molten Asphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 40.000s
First Sucker:
TomE
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Death Drinks A Mai Tai by Blair Sayer
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