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Death on a Pale White UNICORN!

by jimiyo

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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The Better To Impale You On, My Dear

From the darkest nightmares of Lisa Frank trots this one-horned, scythe-wielding apparition, ready to harvest your soul for its celestial sticker book. Somewhere beneath its flowing robes beats a heart of pure Hello Kitty, but don’t expect that to save you.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member jimiyo, who we hope isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a preschool.

Wear this shirt: if you think death is cute, you sick, sick individual.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a funeral, even if it does look great with your black slacks.

This shirt tells the world: “Unicorns never die, they just gallop away on a rainbow. Also, they never lived in the first place.”

We call this color: Black Shroud of Cuteness.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!