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Death

by collinvh

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 2 - Dec 4
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29 - Dec 1
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 7 - Dec 9
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

HOW TO PLAY

3rd place in Derby #250: Board Games, with 628 votes!

1. Roll two six-sided di.

If your roll adds up to any number between 2 and 12, it means your character has died and cannot proceed around the game board.

2. Consider the math.

Yes, that is correct: it is mathematically impossible to achieve anything but death in the initial roll.

3. Seek a solution.

There is no solution. Your character is dead.

4. Draw parallels between game and real life.

You cannot escape death in the game. And so it is life, as well.

5. Give up on all of your dreams.

Self-explanatory.

Wear this shirt: to a funeral.

Don’t wear this shirt: to meet your friend’s new baby.

This shirt tells the world: “Death? LOL! Amirite???”

We call this color: silver lining? There is no silver lining.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Zip Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Death by collinvh
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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