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by Jan Willem Wennekes

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Ear There Be Monsters

Hoi! The first and last wooters to buy this shirt on its launch day will receive a free copy of Black & White Freedrawings by today’s artist, Jan Willem Wennekes. This book features his collaborative drawings with 40 international artists. It’s awesome even though you can’t wear it. Not comfortably, anyway.

You think those cars with the bumping stereos are aggravating, just wait until this devilish little noise beast gets its earcups on you. This creature pushes some serious air – enough to make the poor little blue guy weep black tears of agony. And you know what’s scariest about this whole terrifying scene? It looks like the volume is only turned up halfway. This noise assassin doesn’t just want to annoy. He wants to annihilate.

This shirt was designed by: Jan Willem Wennekes, aka Zeptonn, aka BRC#1, aka the dude who’s living the life you wish was yours “in the lovely town of Groningen, the Netherlands. This is where I like to draw, sketch, think, eat, drink lots of coffee and generally, have fun.” Can we come, too?

Wear this shirt: loud!

Don’t wear this shirt: quiet! Or quietly! Whichever is grammatically correct here!

This shirt tells the world: “If it’s too loud, you’re too dead.”

We call this color: Heavy Asphalt.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 33% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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