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Declaration of Independence

by CptJimboHapsburgCho

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
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George Thrashington, Shredder of Our Country

2nd place in Derby #49: Independence with 620 votes.

Dude was born bad-ass. Chopping trees down when he could barely walk. Throwing money across rivers like it wasn’t no thing. Growing the kind bud all over his plantation. And you wanna talk about body mods? How about a set of teeth carved from hippopotamus ivory and held together with gold springs? There’s a reason the Iroquois called him “the Town Destroyer” and “the Devourer of Villages”. This guy could hit the laudanum all night and pillage all day. And there’s no more extreme sport than revolution.

This shirt was designed by: master campaigner CptJimboHapsburgCho, who sure knows how to win votes. He’s not too shabby at the whole design thing, either.

Wear this shirt: when you’re windsurfing across the Delaware.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Jefferson Memorial. You do not want to get in the middle of that beef.

This shirt tells the world: “Cleveland isn’t the only president who rocks.”

We call this color: Anti-Royal Blue.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Declaration of Independence by CptJimboHapsburgCho
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.