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Declaration of Independence

by CptJimboHapsburgCho

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 28 - Sep 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
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George Thrashington, Shredder of Our Country

2nd place in Derby #49: Independence with 620 votes.

Dude was born bad-ass. Chopping trees down when he could barely walk. Throwing money across rivers like it wasn’t no thing. Growing the kind bud all over his plantation. And you wanna talk about body mods? How about a set of teeth carved from hippopotamus ivory and held together with gold springs? There’s a reason the Iroquois called him “the Town Destroyer” and “the Devourer of Villages”. This guy could hit the laudanum all night and pillage all day. And there’s no more extreme sport than revolution.

This shirt was designed by: master campaigner CptJimboHapsburgCho, who sure knows how to win votes. He’s not too shabby at the whole design thing, either.

Wear this shirt: when you’re windsurfing across the Delaware.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Jefferson Memorial. You do not want to get in the middle of that beef.

This shirt tells the world: “Cleveland isn’t the only president who rocks.”

We call this color: Anti-Royal Blue.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 4% bought 2
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Declaration of Independence by CptJimboHapsburgCho
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.