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Deforestation

by skirochester

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

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1st place in Derby #90: Almost, with 967 votes!

Picture it: you’ve got a cush job at one of America’s fastest-growing retailers. All you have to do every day is write a few product descriptions and blog posts and stuff like that, and your innate wit and verbal acuity make it easy. You float into work each morning supremely confident that whatever assignment they throw at you, whatever product you have to wax funny about, you’ll be able to fling a few pithy quips at it and call it a day.

Then this shirt wins the Derby. And you realize that all your little jokes are trivial in the face of ecological catastrophe. But you’ve still got to earn your paycheck, so after much agonizing and many false starts, you write these:

Wear this shirt: when you’re eating fast-food burgers and drinking from a styrofoam cup while you drive your SUV to your job clubbing baby seals.

Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re chained to a tree to try to save old-growth forest. This color really soaks up blood.

This shirt tells the world: “Everyone makes mistakes. That’s why pencils have erasers. And bulldozers are kind of like God’s erasers. He must’ve made those forests on accident.”

We call this color: Cream Dioxide.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
yankeebird
Last Wooter to Woot:
jmd13

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Deforestation by skirochester
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.