Like a fine wine or a really long Family Guy episode, this shirt is full of charms both subtle and complex. Who forked the moon? Is that snake with the Scotsman? Why did the cupcake become a showgirl and not finish her law degree like the Bloody Mary? Why are there so many bottles? These are answers we leave to you.

This shirt was designed by: Dan Rule, BFA, MFA, and born in Belleville, Illinois in 1977. He got into computer illustration while working for a printshop, because it was better than making ostrichburgers. Since then he has been exhibiting his drawings and prints in galleries throughout the United States as well as in Canada, Japan, and the United Kingdom, and designing shirts for Threadless, Stagr, UNIQLO of Japan, and Design By Humans.

Wear this shirt: when you want a bunch of strangers staring at your chest like it was some kind of scavenger hunt. Hey, that broccoli could be the apple’s archenemy!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the sort of person who only ever sees the “big picture”. When it comes to this shirt, the trees are far more interesting than the forest.

This shirt tells the world: “The curly straw is the most superior of all straws.”

We call this color: And They Couldn’t Prevent Black From Being Happy

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