Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Destroy, destroy, destroy.

by Mathijs Vissers

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Ro Ro Ro Your Bot

Whatever doesn’t kill us needs an upgrade.

At first, it was a little robot that emptied the trash. From time to time it would get lost and people would laugh and take pity on it. Eventually it got a few extra chips, the ones that had just been lying around doing nothing. The scientists patted it on the head and wished it well.

Before long, it was taking cups that were half full, right out of the hands of people who were using them. The engineers thought it was hysterical, how it was so proactive. They added a few more arms and a backup brain. They began saving money on janitors and all got raises. They got a grant to develop further. A few designers pitched an ultra-modern new look.

Then they laid off the garbagemen and went city-wide. They promised a cleaner place to live, free of garbage. They had parameters and specs that would eliminate the rats and bedbugs. But that first morning, when the beast arose from the undersea laboratory, the city trembled in fear.

Thankfully, though, it all worked as planned and nothing went wrong at all. And that was because they spent a lot of money on programmers and had a bunch of benefits and a fun workplace and also a sufficiently long beta period with experienced testers. And the garbage free city lived happily ever after!

Wear this shirt: when you take Manhattan. As a warning to Berlin.

Don’t wear this shirt: while dressed as a giant monster. That’s like wearing a Redskins jersey in Dallas. You just don’t DO that!

This shirt tells the world: “To everything, turn, turn, turn, there comes a robot, turn, turn, turn, and he can’t be stopped until the city’s leveled.”

We call this color: Heather Gray

Back to top

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Women’s V-Necks

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Tank Tops

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Long Sleeves

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Pullover Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Crewneck Sweatshirts

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Zip Hoodies

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Raglans

For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 4.000s
First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
cameroun

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

16%
7%
3%
2%
3%
1%
2%
4%
7%
6%
6%
4%
3%
5%
2%
2%
3%
4%
1%
4%
4%
3%
4%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
1%
93%
1%
1%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Ice Planet
    $1500$3200
  2. Crew of Serenity
    $1500
  3. Not All Princesses Need To Be Saved
    $1500$3200
  4. Always Be a Viking
    $1500$3200
Destroy, destroy, destroy. by Mathijs Vissers
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.