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Detecting A Class 5 Fruit Event Incoming

by Raid71

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 22
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BEEEEP Hey, Bill, it’s Harold. Listen, I don’t know why you aren’t interested in this latest script…

Look, man, it’s great that you’re a “serious actor” now, but not everybody rates an Internet meme about meeting strangers in airports, you know? Like, Dan’s got the vodka and Sigourney’s got that space cartoon, but I’m not getting any younger, Bill, you know? And poor Ernie! Do you even know what happened to him? He’s on Torchwood, Bill! Torchwood!

Look, I can appreciate that you think you’re a brand or something, but come down from that ivory tower, you know? Stop acting like you didn’t do Garfield and help me out, man! I’ve got this great story, it’s this mix between Tron: Legacy and Dawn Of The Dead, all set inside an 80s style computer world where consumerism is… hey, okay, I didn’t want to mention this on the phone, but I can get you a scene with Tiger Woods. Like, you know, your character stumbles into a golf game before the credits, and then you just make jokes on the links while everyone else tries to rescue you. See? Like Caddyshack meets Lost In Translation! Except with ghosts!

Call me back, okay, Bill? Please? I’ve got a car payment at the end of the week and if I can tell them this is on, they’ll give me another month.

Wear this shirt: and ask for a quarter. Not only will it be clever, but you’ll probably also get rich.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your name is Clyde or Sue.

This shirt tells the world: “With ghosts, there’s only a short window of opportunity. After that, you’ve just gotta avoid them or die.”

We call this color: We Were Hoping This Would Be On “Bobby” Brown But No, It’s Just On Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
Cuthpaste
Last Wooter to Woot:
dadxer

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Detecting A Class 5 Fruit Event Incoming by Raid71
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