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Devostation

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Going Backwards Fast

People’s choice in Derby #152: De-evolution , with 654 votes!

Sometimes devolution needs a little helping hand. And sometimes it needs a big helping hand.

Certainly, video games, reality TV, NASCAR, and high-fructose corn syrup have all sped us along on our climb down the evolutionary scale. Credit where it’s due. But when it comes to instant primitivization, nothing beats a silo full of trusty old nukes.

See you in the stone age!

Wear this shirt: while you’re digging through the rubble, crazed with hunger, searching for any scrap of edible matter. You worry about the food; the shirt will handle the “bitter commentary on man’s folly” department.

Don’t wear this shirt: to protect yourself against burns or radiation. It won’t work, and you’ll ruin a perfectly good shirt for the survivors.

This shirt tells the world: “I guess cockroaches must be ‘the meek’ that the Bible told us about. I know they always run when I turn the light on.”

We call this color: Enola White.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Pullover Hoodies

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 58.000s
First Sucker:
two1856
Last Wooter to Woot:
tingzilla

Purchaser Experience

  • 10% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 27% < 25 woots
  • 26% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Devostation by cmdixon2
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