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Dictionary Thumper

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 06 - Jun 07
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 04
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Words

You run into a lot of these types in the Verbal Belt.

What if there was a book that laid out the meaning of literally everything? What if there was a book - one single book, mind you - that explained every single thing in the Universe, every object, every action, every concept, everything? Wouldn't you want to understand what it had to say? Wouldn't you want to live by its teachings?

Friends, I'm here to tell you: that book is real! You can find it almost anywhere, right this minute! And the things it has to teach you will change the way you see the world! (I should warn you, though, the plot is pretty weak.)

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 51.555s
First Sucker:
ThumperWabbt
Last Wooter to Woot:
RodneyStrong

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Dictionary Thumper by BootsBoots
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.