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Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead

by puppetsmith

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 23
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Unusual Weather We’re Having, Ain’t It?

1st place in Derby #176: Famous Movie Quotes Reinterpreted, with 707 votes!

“Oh, Toto! Where are we? What strange place has our little house landed in? And why are there so many tiny people lying on the ground and holding their tummies? Excuse me. Excuse me, small boy?”

“Ugghhhh. Boy? Who you callin’ ‘boy’? I’m all man, lady! Ooooh. Stupid stomach. Stupid flying snack cake.”

“I’m sorry if I offended, sir, but I’m afraid I don’t know where I am. You see, there was this tornado and my house got swept up and…”

“Look, can this wait until we’ve all digested properly, kid? I’d like to help, but I’m afraid if I move too much I’m gonna technicolor hurl all over the place.”

“But what is this place? What happened here? And why are everyone’s faces covered in chocolate and cream?”

“Let’s just say you’re not the first thing to fall out of the… out of the… BLLLLLLEEEEEEECH!”

“Oh, my! My shoes! They’re ruined!”

“Ick. Sorry about that, kid. Tell you what, if you could be a peach and dispose of that, uh, body over there, you can have her shoes. Sound like a deal? Now you might wanna step back a bit. I’m about to represent the Vomitous Guild again.”

Wear this shirt: and start Pink Floyd’s The Dark Side of the Moon at the same time.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve really had it on all along.

This shirt tells the world: “You know, I was always figured it’d be the high blood pressure that killed her. I guess you just never know, huh?”

We call this color: Better Than A Kick In The Grass

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead by puppetsmith
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