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Diplodocus & Cover

by Recycledwax

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 28 - Mar 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 28
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Michael Stipe led us to believe we would feel fine at this juncture.

Michael Stipe is a big liar.

Where do we come from? How did we get here? What’s the meaning of it all? I was ruminating on these questions as I ruminated on some ferns, just letting them rattle around inside my walnut-sized brain.

What if this is all there is? What if we weren’t put here for any higher purpose at all? What if life itself is just an accident of circumstance? What if “why” is the wrong question altogether? Whence, then, should we derive our moral code? How should we try to live our lives? Is it enough merely to provide comfort to one another during the brief period during which we exist?

I should feel fortunate, shouldn’t I? That no predator ravaged the nest from which I hatched? That my habitat is replete with nourishing greens? That my mate is strong and fertile? Is it vanity to want more from life?

I admit, I was in something of a depressive mood. How to make sense of this strange and incomprehensible riddle of being?

Then, suddenly, it hit me: An enormous asteroid.

Wear this shirt: at the end of the world. Which could be any time. So put it on right away.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Sunday School. (Monday School through Friday School is OK though, unless you have a uniform.)

This shirt tells the world: “This extinction is going to be MASSIVE.”

We call this color: Kelly GreeeeeeeeeeeenPKSHWHOOOOM

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Diplodocus & Cover by Recycledwax
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.