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Disappointing Gift

by Naolito

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 02 - Nov 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 31
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An Ignoble Truth

Don't try to UNDERSTAND this shirt; let its complexity wash over you.

In Buddhist philosophy, reality is often interpreted as a coin with two sides. The enlightened individual is the one who can see both sides at once - nothingness and impermanence.

Similarly, with shirts such as this one it's important to hold many questions in your mind at once. For instance, is that actually the villain himself? Because we all know that he didn't turn evil until he was much older. Or is it a child who is dressed up like the villain? In that case, why does he actually think he's going to be getting a space station  as a present? Is he an idiot?

The TRUE answer is that it is neither of these explanations and both of these explanations at the same time. True understanding comes from holding both together in an enlightenment-inducing paradox. If you really want to get into that hardcore nirvana stuff, you could also add the paradox of why he thought a full-sized space station would be wrapped in a package the size of a basketball. Also, is it his birthday or Christmas? If it's Christmas why are we selling it in August. You see, every Shirt.Woot shirt is a veritable trove of mind-expanding contradictions. You're welcome.

If you don't feel like doing all of that you can just wear the shirt and feel comfy. Up to you.

Wear this shirt: over your sickly white skin.

Don't wear this shirt: until it is fully operational.

This shirt tells the world: "Hope springs eternal, but hope leads to hate..."

We call this color: it is your destiny - your slate.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Disappointing Gift by Naolito
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.