Second Place in Derby #17, with 449 votes!

Here’s to you, nameless art school graduate. You spent a few years drinking in the great masters and walked out into a company which wanted a font that no one could ever forget. By now you’re probably dead, or at least forgotten, but the work lives on. Your creation marches out like an angry mummy from the tomb, determined to spread the message for which it was designed. Consume, Dissipate, Buy, it doesn’t matter if they think that Marshall McLuhan was the guy who wrote The Prisoner or John Oswald was the dude who shot Kennedy. Once you know the product the words don’t matter, because that font doesn’t ever mean anything else. And isn’t that what they asked of you? Well done, immortal nameless guy, well done.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member thatrobert, who apparently understands the parody defense.

Wear this shirt: to a U2 concert.

Don’t wear this shirt: to buy a puppy from Casey Kasem.

This shirt tells the world: “They probably didn’t even bother to print any of these in 3X.”

We call this color: Angry Our Logo Isn’t On This Red

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