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Dissipate

by thatrobert

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 02 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Sorry, Is That Your Hand In My Teeth

Second Place in Derby #17, with 449 votes!

Here’s to you, nameless art school graduate. You spent a few years drinking in the great masters and walked out into a company which wanted a font that no one could ever forget. By now you’re probably dead, or at least forgotten, but the work lives on. Your creation marches out like an angry mummy from the tomb, determined to spread the message for which it was designed. Consume, Dissipate, Buy, it doesn’t matter if they think that Marshall McLuhan was the guy who wrote The Prisoner or John Oswald was the dude who shot Kennedy. Once you know the product the words don’t matter, because that font doesn’t ever mean anything else. And isn’t that what they asked of you? Well done, immortal nameless guy, well done.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member thatrobert, who apparently understands the parody defense.

Wear this shirt: to a U2 concert.

Don’t wear this shirt: to buy a puppy from Casey Kasem.

This shirt tells the world: “They probably didn’t even bother to print any of these in 3X.”

We call this color: Angry Our Logo Isn’t On This Red

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 18.000s
First Sucker:
imsaborda
Last Wooter to Woot:
qmc0alpha2

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Dissipate by thatrobert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.