First Place in Derby #30 (Leap Year), with 764 votes!
So I says everybody knows a year is three hundred and sixty-five
days, and this guy—this little egghead pencilneck dweeb—he says no it
isn’t. And I says of course it is, and he says naw, it isn’t. And I
says OK, genius, prove it.
And he starts in with this
Chinese algebra where I don’t know what he’s talking about. He’s
multiplyin’ this times that. He’s carryin’ the two. He’s got letters
and numbers and I don’t know what all in there. And finally I show him
the thing you do with your knuckles, right?
No, not the calendar trick. What calendar trick? I just mean I slugged him in the nose.
shirt was designed by: Iambusyeating, who’s given hope to all those
lurkers who sit on the sidelines and decline to enter the Derby on the
grounds that a first-timer doesn’t stand a chance. In your face,
Wear this shirt: to the upcoming
Academic Olympics, or Quiz Bowl, or Space Camp, or Star Trek
Convention, or at the center of that circle of jocks that are kicking
Don’t wear this shirt: to the Vatican. Ask Galileo how that’ll turn out.
This shirt tells the world: “As a matter of fact, I am free on Friday night.”
We call this color: The Square Root Of Navy Blue Times Navy Blue
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