Square? E=MC^cool. Einstein invented everything, man. He sat around in class imagining what it would be like to be on a beam of light way before the word “slacker” even existed. He goofed off at his job wondering what it would be like to be on a beam of light about a hundred years before Homer Simpson. Then he made the whole world know his name, all because of this crazy dream about being on a beam of light. You go ahead and replace “beam of light” with “Eruption” and you’ve got the Eddie Van Halen bio-pic. Plus dude married his cousin! That’s right, we owe the nuclear powered sno-cone machine to some perv who didn’t want to do his homework. Is it any wonder he got American citizenship so fast? Rock on, A-Stein, rock on!

This shirt was designed by: AJ Dimarucot, a graphic artist based in Manila. That’s in the Philippines, you know. Al also designed The Shredder and Paradisaea. If science had a van, it would ask AJ to paint it.

Wear this shirt: when you can’t decide between particle and New Wave.

Don’t wear this shirt: to play dice. Just don’t.

This shirt tells the world: “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.” DUDE WAS SO AWESOME SERIOUSLY

We call this color: Schwarzschild Black

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