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Doctor Wow

by AJ Dimarucot

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 18 - Jul 19
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 16
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Quantum States Killed The Newtonian Star

Square? E=MCcool. Einstein invented everything, man. He sat around in class imagining what it would be like to be on a beam of light way before the word “slacker” even existed. He goofed off at his job wondering what it would be like to be on a beam of light about a hundred years before Homer Simpson. Then he made the whole world know his name, all because of this crazy dream about being on a beam of light. You go ahead and replace “beam of light” with “Eruption” and you’ve got the Eddie Van Halen bio-pic. Plus dude married his cousin! That’s right, we owe the nuclear powered sno-cone machine to some perv who didn’t want to do his homework. Is it any wonder he got American citizenship so fast? Rock on, A-Stein, rock on!

This shirt was designed by: AJ Dimarucot, a graphic artist based in Manila. That’s in the Philippines, you know. Al also designed The Shredder and Paradisaea. If science had a van, it would ask AJ to paint it.

Wear this shirt: when you can’t decide between particle and New Wave.

Don’t wear this shirt: to play dice. Just don’t.

This shirt tells the world: “You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.” DUDE WAS SO AWESOME SERIOUSLY

We call this color: Schwarzschild Black

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 47.000s
First Sucker:
Vathko
Last Wooter to Woot:
Jgarder

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 53% one year old
  • 32% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Doctor Wow by AJ Dimarucot
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