Don't Be Square

by Josh Perkins

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Cranberry

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One Time Machine Away From Cutting Edge

It can be hard to have four right angles. The diamonds are smoking in the alley while you’re returning that guy’s wallet. All the rectangles are getting lucky at the bar and you’re at home, wishing you had something meaningful. The triangle twins just grab whatever they find on the floor while you’re up early to work on your perfectly straightened tie. You know you’re setting a good example. If only someone wanted to learn from it…

This shirt was designed by: Josh Perkins of GoApeShirts.com. He’s 22 and grew up in Arizona and has a degree in Psychology. This is why he’s selling t-shirts out of his condo. But he’s doing a great job of that!

Wear this shirt: to Moscow. We hear those Russian girls have a thing for red squares.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Round Hole. They won’t let you in, even with photo ID.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, I’m a lot cooler in Non-Euclidean space, you know!”

We call this color: Cran²

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!