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Don't Be Square

by Josh Perkins

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 01 - Jul 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

One Time Machine Away From Cutting Edge

It can be hard to have four right angles. The diamonds are smoking in the alley while you’re returning that guy’s wallet. All the rectangles are getting lucky at the bar and you’re at home, wishing you had something meaningful. The triangle twins just grab whatever they find on the floor while you’re up early to work on your perfectly straightened tie. You know you’re setting a good example. If only someone wanted to learn from it…

This shirt was designed by: Josh Perkins of GoApeShirts.com. He’s 22 and grew up in Arizona and has a degree in Psychology. This is why he’s selling t-shirts out of his condo. But he’s doing a great job of that!

Wear this shirt: to Moscow. We hear those Russian girls have a thing for red squares.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Round Hole. They won’t let you in, even with photo ID.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, I’m a lot cooler in Non-Euclidean space, you know!”

We call this color: Cran2

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.000s
First Sucker:
tjp1
Last Wooter to Woot:
1bigtrish

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Don't Be Square by Josh Perkins
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.