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Don’t Litter

by Alex Solis

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 22 - Aug 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Mr. Tree Would Like To Have A Word With You, Humanity

No, no, it’s cool, humans. I’ll just go ahead and sweep up after you and your filthy little mess. Why not? It’s not like I’m doing anything important like making oxygen for you to freakin’ breathe.

You know what? I think I ought to apologize. I mean, I can’t believe I had nerve to try and grow here. It’s so obvious to me now, especially considering the way you just throw your trash willy-nilly all over the ground around me. What a JERK I’ve been. I guess I’ve just been so busy providing housing for all these birds and woodland creatures to think about YOUR needs. Clearly, you needed this space to be a garbage dump.

So, yeah, don’t mind us. We’ll just handle all the clean up from now on. You just go back to being the lazy, uncaring, littering creators of “civilization” we in the forest have grown to know and love. And by “love”, we mean, curse the day you emerged from those caves millions of years ago.

Wear this shirt: and stare down the guy who just tossed a soda bottle on the ground in the park. Shake your fist for added effect.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you enjoy hating the Earth.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s only a matter of time before the trees learn how to use other tools and destroy us all. Just something to think about.”

We call this color: Please Recycle Red

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 52.000s
First Sucker:
Bfsmith22
Last Wooter to Woot:
joan1955

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Don’t Litter by Alex Solis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.