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DON’T stop to smell the roses!

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
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Rage Of The Red Roses

3rd place in Derby #110: Flora, with 760 votes!

Yeah, they call it “frankenfood”. Me, I got no problem with a turkey that tastes like ham but I guess some folks don’t like that. I’m a live and let live kinda guy, you know, so I try to understand. But nobody eats flowers, right? Hey, come on back, let me show off them prize winning rose bushes.

Naw, they didn’t win a ribbon at the State Fair. They won a trophy. There it is. Golden Gloves, 2008. Yeah, we pumped them suckers up with steroids and bull semen and a six ounce jar of plutonium mixed right in the manure. And that’s fresh manure, too, not that store bought kind. You ask me, that’s the secret. Don’t get too close there, he’s kind territorial about his fence.

Oh, it’s a lot of work all right. They hate it when you cut their thorns, too, they feel all defenseless and get sulky. But that’s nothing compared to what we gotta do for the violets. We got them on suicide watch 24/7, and we fly a guy in here twice a week to do some psychotherapy. New York doctor, really expensive. But it’s a small price to pay when the side of the house looks so good. Don’t that look so good? Hey, come check out the forget-me-nots, we’re gettin’ them ready for trivia night.

Wear this shirt: at a Poison concert. It’s like a remix.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work for Monsanto. We don’t want to see you fired or anything.

This shirt tells the world: “There’s no such thing as a free lunch, but there is such a thing as seed money!”

We call this color: The Black Eyed Peas Swear They Just Walked Into A Door

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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DON’T stop to smell the roses! by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.