3rd place in Derby #448: Code Warriors with 142 votes!
"Hey Jorl, haven't seen you since that moss convention in Dubuque. How's the fam?"
"Hey Hangk, they're great. How's your wife?"
"Oh Sherrie? She's okay. You know how it is when you love a woman."
"Yeah. Do send her my love. Hey, have you tried that new sandwich shop downstairs?"
"No, but I heard they'll totally customize your order. Any way you want it."
"Nice! Ooops, hang on. Gotta answer a call. Hello? Ugh, jeez, okay, who's crying NOW? Taylor, don't be sad, Pookie. I'm missing you, too, but I'll be home soon. Bye. Okay, sorry about that, man. Gotta split this stuff between mother, father."
"I totally get it. Sometimes I'm feeling that way myself. Wait, what the - what's going on out the window there?"
"Wha? I don't see what you're pointing at."
"I thought I saw, like, a wheel in the sky. But it's just a sparrow."
"Weird. Welp, I gotta get to that quarterly soil meeting. I guess it's time we went our separate ways."
"I suppose so. Be good to yourself. And hey, if you need me, call me! Our team will welcome your business with open arms."
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