Don't Tink

by Hillary White

Color Navy

Brand Standard

Style Tee

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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The Angels Wept

#26

...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

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What's this?

When you grow up, your heart dies. And you stop wearing shirts like this.

Adult life sucks. Responsibilities and alarm clocks and expectations and tax audits and insurance premiums and Eric Clapton CDs: is this what I survived all those terrible teenage decisions for?

Screw it. Rip open that pale blue button-down shirt with the white collar - and yeah, what is that about, anyway? - and let your freak shirt fly. No matter what your birth certificate says, you'll never grow up, never let your heart die, and most importantly to our accountants, never stop wearing graphic tees with punning pop-culture mashups.

Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 13.4”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 9.5” x 10.6
K6-K4: 7.5” x 8.4”

Pantone Colors:
White - 100c - 709c - 299c

Features:

Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 47.007s

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
91% second woot
9% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

9% joined today
0% one week old
1% one month old
12% one year old
77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

91% bought 1
7% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
5%	4%	2%	1%	1%	3%	5%	7%	7%	9%	5%	5%	4%	6%	4%	2%	4%	3%	2%	3%	5%	4%	3%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
2%	3%	2%	81%	6%	3%	2%

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