Indestructible plasma swords are NOT a toy.
"You'll never defeat me! BzzzzzzWhooWhooWhoo"
"That's what you think, Darth Tyler. But you underestimate my powers. Czzzzzchwoosh."
"AIIIIIII. My hand! You cut off my hand!"
"Oh my God. Tyler, I'm so sorry."
"Mommmmmmmm! Where's mommmmm!? My hand!!"
"I thought these were just toys."
"Toys?? Why would we play with toys? These are the real thing! AGGGGGGH."
"Wow. I just...I'm so sorry. But look on the bright side..."
"The BRIGHT SIDE? You severed my hand, you jerk."
"Yeah, but at least it's a clean cut. I mean, this thing cauterized that wound right up. So you won't have to worry about gangrene."
"I guess that's true."
YOU BOYS KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE!!
"But mom, Dylan cut off my hand!"
OH QUIT WHINING, TYLER. WE'LL FASHION YOU A ROBOTIC HAND LATER TO REPLACE IT. YOU BOYS WANT SOME ANTS ON A LOG?
Wear this shirt: while charging your diatium-ion battery powered devices.
Don't wear this shirt: near the LucasFilm lawyer ranch.
This shirt tells the world: "Solid product but battery life stinks."
We call this color: It is your slate...your destiny.
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