NEVER ENOUGH. I CAN NEVER, EVER, EVER HAVE ENOUGH OF THESE CALL BOX SHIRTSAAAAAAAAAUGH.

Can we speak candidly for a moment, please?

The thing is, we're grateful for the revenue associated with the incredible popularity around this sort of design, but ... well ... we're just gonna come out and say it: We're worried about you.

See, we've been watching a lot of cable television these days because our spouse is gone and probably never coming back. We've seen shows about obsessive collecting and hoarding. We're starting to wonder about your quality of life. If we went to your house, we worry we'd have to wade through a cottony jungle of Dr. Who t-shirts just to locate you. We're concerned that you're not spending your money on edifying things, like yoga or tai chi or those sad barre classes or Roombas or [INSERT DAILY PRODUCT ON TOOLS.WOOT].

Are you eating enough?

Are you eating at all?

Are you eating your shirts?

Just let us know you're doing okay. And then buy this shirt so we can afford our yoga and tai chi and sad barre classes.

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