Second Place in Derby #30 (Leap Year), with 376 votes!

Magical gateway? Early target for the Cavity Creeps? A very large calendar? Actually, that last one is probably right. But you know churches, they do love their subcontracting, and they always go with the lowest bidder. Really, what’s so bad about it? It’s only one day every four years, and you can keep it in the shed for the other one thousand four hundred and fifty nine. Hey, maybe that’s why the shed was invented! Think this will get us a job at Cambridge?

This shirt was designed by: the famous TGentry, who tests all his clothing on nuns. So you can be sure that they are dolphin-safe!

Wear this shirt: the moment you figure out that you’ve got an Alien growing inside you. Because that way when it bursts out of your middle it will be all confused for a few seconds and think it is in England. Remember, even small victories are victories.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a concert. It’s just so cliche.

This shirt tells the world: “Choke on this, Easter Island!”

We call this color: Wow Lookit All Them Big Grey Rocks

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