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Duct Tape Man

by Joe "Josephus" Barnard

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 24
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Tape And At 'Em!

From Monday through Thursday this week, Shirt.Woot will be selling some of our favorite non-winning designs from the first few weeks of our Derby. There may be no second acts in American lives, but it turns out there are second acts in American t-shirt design competitions.

Countless movie preview voice-overs would have us believe that there's a little bit of hero in all of us. This is especially true if the hero in question is Duct Tape Man, the sticky silver sentinel, who never met a crack, fracture, or fissure he couldn't fix. Whether it stays fixed or not is somebody else's problem. You don't need a radioactive spider or a red sun to assume this hero's powers - just a roll of duct tape, a can-do spirit, and poor judgment. One of these t-shirts wouldn't hurt, either.

This shirt was designed by: Joe "Josephus" Barnard, crochety uncle to the Woot forum family. He lives in the Maryland suburbs of DC with his wife and three kids, and he's trained as a research scientist specializing in lung disease. He holds the unofficial record for Honorable Mentions in the weekly Woot contest, which is appropriate, since this very sale is an "Honorable Mention" of sorts. And he drew the original SmartPost snail - respect must be paid!

Wear this shirt to: conceal your secret identity. Just make sure you cut some eyeholes first.

Don’t wear this shirt to: any kind of comic-book or sci-fi convention, unless you want to win Worst Costume.

This shirt tells the world: "Help is on the way - just not very good help."

We call this color: Hey, Duct Tape Isn't Brown.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Duct Tape Man by Joe "Josephus" Barnard
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.