You’ve got mai-AUAUAAAAAAAAAAGGHG!
Greetings/Salutations,
I am writing to you as you are the one I can trust. I am a lawyer work for the Ursine Embassy of Yosemite National Park. I have a matter that which is of the utmost importance to you for which I wish to discuss. I trust your secrecy in these important matters.
Recently my client and his entire family were killed most tragically when their plane descended into mountains uncontrollably. Due to no survivors being located I have contacted you. My client left considerable fortune of wealth with no instruction as to whom with to leave it. If you will help me I will ensure your generous reward.
A total of $75 million currently sits in an unmarked safe deposit box at the foot of a tall oak tree in the park. However if Ursine officials are alerted to its presence the consequences will be resulting in complete loss of this fortune. I am proposing that you would take this moneys into your bank account until such time as I could secure an offshore account. At which time you would relinquish the funds to me minus your 12% fee of course.
If this arrangement is acceptable to you please to be emailing me with a time at which we can meet in Yosemite National Park near the rocky outcropping. So I can identify you please bring a large bag full of honey, berries, and sugary snack foods such as Twinkies. You may also want to rub the berries all over your skin as this will make you easy to consume identify.
Thanking you in advance for your service and confidentiality in this matter,
A. Hugh Hungribare, Esq
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