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Earth's Heart Monitor

by capedcrusader514

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

I’ve Been Going Over Your Charts And It Doesn’t Look Good

3rd place in Derby #143: Earth Day, with 764 votes!

Your temperature’s up. Your ice cap is thinning. And did you pick up smoking? There’s an awful lot of CO2 and other noxious gases in your atmosphere that, frankly, do not bode well for your overall health.

Look, Earth, I’m gonna level with you. You need to make some changes. I know it’s tough, but if you don’t do something soon to turn this thing around, I’m afraid some of this damage is going to be irreparable.

Just lay off the chlorofluorocarbon, conserve your water, and stop trimming your forests. Try a little recycling, even. And look, I know it’s hard to kick the fossil fuel habit but, believe me, it’s for the best.

Wear this shirt: on your next hiking trip.

Don’t wear this shirt: in a field of burning tires.

This shirt tells the world: “We’re losing her, doc.”

We call this color: Give Me 500ccs of Navy, stat!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s
First Sucker:
timestreamer
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Earth's Heart Monitor by capedcrusader514
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.