Easter Bear

by Curtis Elliott

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Silver

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Beaster Parade

Between the pink and yellow bonnets and the adorable ducklings, the Easter industry makes it hard for anyone in possession of a driver’s license or a Y chromosome to appreciate the holiday. This occasion calls for the hulking presence of a man-killing behemoth like our bruin friend above. Let the little girls and boys hunt for Easter eggs – we’re hunting for a shotgun and a place to hide.

This shirt was designed by: Curtis Elliott, who we loved on David Letterman and Get a Life, even if Cabin Boy kind of sucked.

Wear this shirt: to teach your children a heartwarming Easter lesson…in TERROR!

Don’t wear this shirt: every day, unless you’re angling for an all-expenses-paid trip to the booby hatch.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s rabbit season.” “No, it’s bear season.” “No, rabbit season.” “Bear season.” “Rabbit season.” “Bear season.”

We call this color: Heather Grizzly.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!